Hardball
table of contents
title page
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
fifteen
sixteen
seventeen
eighteen
nineteen
twenty
twenty-one
twenty-two
twenty-three
twenty-four
twenty-five
twenty-six
twenty-seven
twenty-eight
twenty-nine
thirty
thirty-one
thirty-two
thirty-three
thirty-four
thirty-five
thirty-six
thirty-seven
thirty-eight
thirty-nine
forty
forty-one
forty-two
forty-three
forty-four
forty-five
forty-six
forty-seven
forty-eight
forty-nine
fifty
fifty-one
fifty-two
fifty-three
fifty-four
fifty-five
fifty-six
fifty-seven
fifty-eight
epilogue
acknowledgements
also by CD Reiss
HardBall
by
CD Reiss
© 2016 All rights Reserved
Flip City Media Inc.
This book is a work of fiction.
Any similarities to persons living or dead are purely because at the core of each of us, we all want the same things and there’s a universal difficulty getting those things.
Thank you to Steven Weinberg for help with the Yiddish and to Rose He for corrections to the Spanish. If it’s messed up, it’s because I misunderstood.
Cover designed by the author.
Model is Ashley Gibson.
Photo copyright: Snooty Fox Images, 2015.
one
Vivian
God save me from the Los Angeles Unified School District.
No.
God save the LAUSD from me because if I found an actual human being to choke for this ridiculous clusterfuck, I’d have to be peeled off them.
“It’s right across the street,” I said to the Ursula, the school bus driver. “I can see the park from here. I can throw you and hit it.”
“Girl,” she said with a twang, looking me up and down, “you couldn’t even pick me up.”
I looked back at Jim, the phys ed teacher in charge of the field trip. He was wrangling back into the bus four third graders who had been hanging out of the windows. He was a bruiser, and patient as a saint, but we could only wait for the repair-and-tow for so long. I’d heard at least Iris complain that she had to pee, and we had at least three boys with unmedicated ADHD who were going to turn into clouds of hyperactivity if we tried to keep them seated much longer.
“It sounded like the battery,” I said. “It’s not dangerous.”
Not any more dangerous than riding in the bus in the first place. The yellow clunker was a classic 1970s patch job that had escaped clean air laws and defied the principles of entropy. It had stopped dead a block from Lemon Grove Park, where the Los Angeles Dodgers were on the public field they maintained, signing balls for the underprivileged children of East Hollywood.
“Now you know the rules.” Ursula waved at me. “If the bus breaks down, the children stay on the bus until another one comes or the bus goes on fire.”
“Do you have a match? I’m sure I can set a notebook on fire.”
“I am not losing my job because you got your little yellow hairs in a twist.”
“Try to start it again.” I pointed at the ignition. “If it’s the starter, it might catch.”
Ursula rolled her eyes.
“Miss Foster!” Iris stood in the aisle, legs crossed, silver-capped teeth clenched. “Tengo que ir al baño.”
I spoke Spanish but encouraged the kids to use English by answering in it.
“You can go to the bathroom when—” I stopped mid-sentence as her light pink tights got dark on the insides of her legs.
Goddamnit.
I was just the librarian in a school that was lucky to have books. I wasn’t qualified to manage a freaking urinary crisis.
Breaking every rule in a rulebook that made the Holy Bible look like a pamphlet, I reached for the ignition and twisted the key. The engine made the same grinding sound, but I kept the key turned—even when Ursula grabbed my wrist.
And the stupid thing started like an elephant poked awake.
“Go, go!” I shouted. “One block!”
Ursula was a bureaucrat and stubborn as hell, but she wasn’t stupid. She put the bus in gear, looked both ways, and drove a block until she was behind the last bus—close enough to the park to let the kids out. She opened the front door with a whoosh, and the dry January cold blasted in. Seatbelts clicked open. Jim barked orders. Iris was crying. And amazingly, through it all, I was looking forward to the trip to Dodgers Dreamfield at Lemon Grove.
Iris was crying, half naked, bare feet on the damp concrete bathroom floor. Every tear cracked my heart. I wrung out her tights for the tenth time. Hairline veins of white bubbles spiraled and dripped.
Note to self—hand soap isn’t meant for laundry. Iris was missing the event, and drying the tights under the hand dryer would be another wait.
I crouched in front of her until we were at eye level. I rubbed her tears away with my thumb. She hitched a breath. Touching her calmed her down. She didn’t need new tights. She didn’t need to be cleaned up. Not as much as she needed me to stop taking care of the practical things and look her in the eye.
Nice work, Vivian.
I slung the wet tights over my shoulder and took her hands. Iris had almond-shaped black eyes and a soft heart. She was easily hurt and took it on herself to right any wrong she saw. Such a small body. So much weight.
“It’s okay, chiquita. Podemos dejarlas secar en la biblioteca.”
“Can you talk English to me? So I learn?”
“We can dry them in the library. It was an accident.” I spoke slowly and deliberately. “Not your fault.”
“Everyone saw.” She looked as though she was about to burst into tears all over again.
I wanted to remove her memory of the incident. Physically remove it and burn it. “We can say you spilled soda.”
“But that’s a lie.”
“It is.” I took her shoes from under the sink and put them in front of her, opening the mouths and getting the tongues out of the way so they didn’t smush in. “If you don’t want to lie, you’re going to have to own it.”
“Own it? En espanol?”
I was about to give bad advice. I already wished I could take it back. Third-grade girls were relentless, and this lovely girl was already the butt of their attention because of her teeth, which were capped with stainless steel from a combination of bad diet and genetics. I didn’t want her to own it. I wanted to keep her in the library all day and teach her to read.
“It’s easier to say it was soda.”
“My mother says not to lie.”
Her mother was a rigid Catholic who often took Iris to clean offices at night because she couldn’t find child care after six. I’d have let her stay with me, but that Bible-sized rule book wasn’t a joke. Teachers didn’t babysit. End of. So I let her come into the library at recess and sleep by my desk.
“All right,” I said. “Then if anyone asks, you say you peed and tough nuts if they don’t like it.”
“I give them the finger?”
“No!” I tried to be very serious, but I was laughing. “Just say, ‘Too bad if you don’t like it,’ okay?”
“Okay.”
“Give me a hug.”
She wrapped her arms around me. I nearly fell over from the velocity of her affection, but I caught my balance and squeezed her.
I hustled the third graders onto the field where tables and lines waited. It was a zoo but a contained one. My kids lined up in front of Jack Youder, the veteran second-baseman. Of the twenty-five-man roster, seven players had shown up, including the mysterious Dash Wallace, who never showed up to anything. He was the one of the five I needed. The rest were easy-peasy.
I let the kids go first, staying at the back of the line while Jim guided the kids with autographs to the back of Charlie Finnegan’s line. If the kids had nothing to sign, the player gave them a glossy stadium program. Three of my kids had brought hats. Iris had brought an old ball.
“And how old are you?” Youder asked when I got to him.
“Twenty-four.” I didn’t get the joke because I was pulling Diego from under the table.
“And what grade are you in?”
I smiled at Youder once Jim had control of the rambunctious child, and I handed Youder my dad’s birthday ball. He rolled it around, looking for a space.
“Just finished grad school, sir. Hoping to be a grown-up someday.”
He smiled at me. At forty, he was in his last years of play, and they’d been good to him.
“Me too.” He found a space and signed with a Dodger-blue Sharpie. “I hear it’s a drag though.” He blew on the signature so it wouldn’t smudge.
“You’re a free agent after this year,” I said. “Are you staying or going?”
“You’re really up to the minute, aren’t you?”
“Sorta.”
“Well, we’ll see. I don’t think anyone’s looking for maturity on the field right now.”
Youder was always a charming presence at press conferences, with a warm smile and ready wit, but he took half a beat before the word maturity, and he looked suddenly rueful. I felt stupid for asking. It was like asking a woman how much weight she’d lost.
“We love you,” I said. “You should stay.”
He handed me the ball with dry ink. “I’ll think about it.”
“Thanks!”
I had Finnegan, Flores, and Jackson already. I got Trudeau and Bonneface while constantly counting kids in yellow Hobart Elementary hoodies. As I was about to get in Wallace’s line, a whistle sounded.
A voice from a bullhorn followed. “Everybody to the tables for lunch!”
Suddenly the space in front of Dash Wallace’s table was a ghost town, and I stood there with my ball in my hands and my heart in my throat.
Here’s the thing about Dashiell Wallace: he was physically perfect. Six two and a half. Proportioned by DaVinci and sculpted by Michelangelo. In the middle of summer, he rolled up his sleeves, and the roped muscles of his tanned forearms twisted and tightened when he handled the ball. This perfection was apparent on the TV whether he was standing still or flying through the air. Nothing got past him. The space between second and third was his domain, and three Golden Gloves into his career, Dodger pitchers made it their business to make sure the batter pulled left, and the opposing batters tried to thread the first base line for all it was worth just to avoid him.
He was magical. And there he was. Right there. In uniform. Three feet from me, looking at me face to shoulders and breasts to hips with sky-blue eyes and black hair even more perfect than the TV could contain.
“¡Señora Foster!” a child cried from behind me. “¡Necesitamos su firma para que nos puedan dar el lunch”
Dammit. She wanted my signature. I was the sponsoring faculty, and I’d been the one to do the paperwork, so I was the one who had to release their hot lunches.
I held the ball out to Wallace. “Hi, this is for my dad, but I’m a huge fan.”
“You’re a teacher?” He looked me up and down again.
“School librarian. You’re the second-to-last one I have to get.”
He took the ball, turned it around, then locked his eyes on mine. “You have the whole roster on this thing?”
Another voice. “¡La necesitamos!”
“¡Ya Voy!” I snapped. They needed me, but I couldn’t move. Dash Wallace had asked me something. What was it? I tried to remember as he rolled the ball in his perfect, strong hands. I tried not to think about how they’d feel on my body or anything at all except for making a sentence.
“It’s for my dad. He’s the most loyal living Dodger fan.”
He found a spot and signed while he spoke. “You brought all these kids out here to get this signed for your dad?”
He handed the ball back without blowing on it. I’d wanted to see that. I’d wanted the little second of delay it would cause and the warmth of his breath on something I was going to touch.
But even in the time it took for him to hand me a ball with wet Sharpie ink, I absorbed what he’d said. Was he accusing me of arranging a field trip for my own ends? It wasn’t that simple. Jim had the budget for a PE field trip, and I was a fan, so I’d agreed to chaperone, but who the hell was he to assume I’d dragged forty kids ten blocks in a broken-down school bus to get his damn signature?
I didn’t say any of that. Somewhere, I had a really snappy joke about something, and he’d smile with those teeth—which were perfect except for the left front overlapping the right just a tiny bit—but the joke got swallowed before I could process it.
“Thank you. If it was too much trouble to sign without an insult, you shouldn’t have bothered. My dad probably wouldn’t notice it was missing.” I turned my back on him before I could be more of an idiot.
I pocketed my ball and ran to get the kids their lunch. When I looked around, he was gone. Good thing. There was nothing more offensive than a man blessed with looks where he should have been given courtesy.
two
Vivian
My drive home from work was ridiculous. Friday traffic going west from East Hollywood was a running joke.
“Can you make it by six thirty?” Francine’s voice came though my speakerphone as I stopped at a green to avoid blocking the box at Doheny.
“Not to Silver Lake, I can’t.”
“I want you to meet him. You have to meet him. That’s it, I’m laying down the law, and he’s going to enforce it.”
I made it across before the light changed. It was the little victories that made life worth living. “If I date him, are you going to make cop jokes?”
“Hot cop jokes. Hot cop. Hot. With ink.”
Francine had a listening problem. When I’d told her I wanted a nice guy, she confused that with good-looking, tattooed, and law-abiding.
“I’ll be there as soon as I can.”
“I’ll try to hold him for you. But I can’t speak for all the other girls there.”
“If he’s so desperate to get in someone’s pants—”
“Vivian Foster. Don’t even. Just get there and put a little mascara on, okay? And try not to start finding reasons to hate him before you even get there. Just go with an open mind. Have fun. You don’t have to marry the guy.”
“All right. I won’t marry him.”
I got stuck behind an SUV at a light. Couldn’t see anything down the block, which I found the most frustrating thing in the world.
She blew me a loud kiss. “Love you, blondie.”
“Love you too, brunettey.”
We hung up. I wasn’t the demonstrative type. I didn’t say I love you all the time, and I wasn’t girlish or giggly. I hated shopp
ing in pairs and preferred staying home with a good romance novel to a girls’ night out. But I figured sometimes you have to meet someone halfway. So if Francine needed me to escort her to the bathroom when we were out or say I loved her at the end of a phone call, I’d do it for her.
When Carl and I broke up six months earlier, she had been there for me. She took me out and let me cry on her new blouse. She got me drunk and made sure I didn’t go home with anyone but her. But as the months wore on and I still wasn’t interested in dating, she got more and more worried. Which meant she had to fix it.
I didn’t want to be late for the setup with the hot cop, but when I pulled into my driveway, I was too tired to even think about wearing mascara.
My dumpy little Nissan with sun-damaged paint and a missing hubcap looked ridiculous on my block. I lived in Beverly Hills. It was almost embarrassing. Almost. Because having regular trash pickup and flat sidewalks wasn’t a joke. Neither was feeling safe when I got home late. And the library was gorgeous. The school district was one of the best, which would matter when I had kids, and the restaurants were great when I could afford them. Which was never.
The front door was ajar. If I lived where I worked, I would have panicked. But this was Beverly Hills, and an open door meant I didn’t have to worry about intruders as much as I had to worry about my stepfather.
“Dad?” I called from the porch. “Dad?” I said again, dropping my bag by the door.
Another reason to keep the doors and windows sealed in winter was the heat. We blasted it to keep Dad’s joints comfortable. Warm and dry were the doctor’s orders.
The house was built like the letter O, with a courtyard in the center, the public part of the house in the front and on the east side, the kitchen in the back, and four bedrooms and a den on the west side. The furniture had been top-of-the-line circa 1967, going out of style and back in again in the time I lived there.
I could cross to the other side of the house through the center. So I slid open one of the heavy, seven-foot-high glass doors that separated the living room from the courtyard.
“Close that!” a voice came from the kitchen. “I don’t have stock in LADWP.”
I slid it closed. “LADWP isn’t publicly traded.”
Dad stood in the dining room, leaning on his walker. It had tennis balls stuck onto the two back legs. We’d tried everything to get a controlled slide out of those back legs, and nothing worked like a couple of Wilsons. He was still young, but he had to have done something to piss off the gods because arthritis was crippling him before his time. “You keep saying that, but I was around when LILCO went public.”